Two Croatian Passports Score for Chelsea

Now, I know what you’re thinking: Damnnnnn son, Cha Boi been gone, Cha boi hasn’t been postin’. Cha boi on vacation? Cha boi in that warm weather? And no, Cha boi hasn’t been on vacation. Well, that’s not entirely true. Cha boi went to Norway but Cha boi hasn’t been in warm weather. And meanwhile […] Continue Reading

Supernova “Pulisic” Descends Over Burnley

A rare supernova was spotted in the skies above Burnley, England on Saturday, burning more brightly, scientists said, than they’d “ever seen before.” The phenomenon was first recorded over American skies in 2010 in the Pennsylvania area, then with increased intensity starting in 2015 over the Rhine Valley in Germany. The intensity with which the […] Continue Reading

OMG: Pulisic Assists vs. Grimsby Town

It’s been a tiring week. I feel weird blogging on here, almost like it’s my real voice, and my fake voice is over at whereswetzler.com, my other blog. Oh God. Not good. But anyway, press on. Press on. Let’s start off today’s blog with what you came here for, Pulisic’s assist today against English giants […] Continue Reading

Chelsea v. Valencia Minute by Minute

Ed’s note: I missed the first half because the library didn’t open today till 1pm. When checking the timeline on Google I was a bit disappointed in myself when I saw that Mason Mount had already been subbed off, presumably because of injury, and found myself getting happy about this. Why would I be happy […] Continue Reading

Pulisic Goes Full 0 Against Wolves

Christian Pulisic played a grand total of zero minutes last Saturday, the first time he’s been benched for an entire game this season. Frank Lampard obviously found Willian to be the better option, presumably because of his experience and/or kick-ass hair. Pulisic has stiff competition in the winger spot from the the likes of: Mason […] Continue Reading

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